{"id":867,"date":"2016-01-14T12:43:32","date_gmt":"2016-01-14T17:43:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.homewithrob.com\/?p=867"},"modified":"2016-01-14T13:41:54","modified_gmt":"2016-01-14T18:41:54","slug":"interesting-choice-of-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.homewithrob.com\/?p=867","title":{"rendered":"Interesting Choice of Words"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was going through the new listings from today and noticed some interesting word choices in the remarks. I know, nobody is perfect, and I have made some spelling and grammatical errors in my time, but these stood out to me, and I thought I would share:<\/p>\n

\"Proofread<\/p>\n

This unique property will never be confused with a oookie<\/u> cutter home!<\/strong> (do you think the agent meant cookie<\/em> cutter?)<\/p>\n

Drop Zone<\/u> & Large Walk-in Pantry.<\/strong> (Drop Zone? Sounds like a place you parachute into or drop a bomb. I certainly don\u2019t want that in my kitchen)<\/p>\n

Mention must be given the 1st floor master suite.<\/strong> (I think it just was)<\/p>\n

\u2026lazy Suzanne<\/u> lower cabinet<\/strong> (most of the Suzannes I have met have been hard-working types)<\/p>\n

Central Air Condition<\/u><\/strong> (I just checked in to see what condition my condition was in)<\/p>\n

3 car side entry garage-granite throughout<\/strong> (sounds fancy!)<\/p>\n

For those Tech-minded Buyers, a CAT 6<\/u> Home Wired Network!<\/strong> (take that, house with lowly CAT 5! I bet you feel pretty inadequate now.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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